Wednesday, March 21, 2012
How come in horror movies the husband never believes the wife that the house is haunted until all hell has already broken loose? I honestly feel that if my family and I moved into a new house and my wife told me the walls were bleeding while I was at work, I'd be like, "Word? Well let's get the f#*k out of here then!" There would be no assuring her it was all in her head. There would be no waiting to see what the explanation was. It would be "Oh, the baby monitors are picking up demons chatting at 4am and our kid has been walking on the ceiling? Ok, pack your shit, we're getting a rental house." Don't call a priest. Call your realtor and ask for your deposit back.